methlabrador:

what’s the point of being mildly interested in something when you can instead let it consume you & become unhealthily fixated on it

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

twobirdsonesong:

Hello.

I am considering following you.

Please fill out this 12-page questionnaire about your blog, your ships, and your tagging system.

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

foxnewsofficial:

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

don’t ask me what my favorite anything is unless you want me to have a stressful internal struggle for several minutes trying to decide